Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Prezzo Is Sexually Deprived!!!!


Well it has been 77 days and Prezzo has finally come out and admitted how much he misses sex. Well it took him long enough since it been approximately three months since he has his freedom. Unfortunately our ‘President’ is lonely and is longing for a female companion.
Apparently he has been experiencing some very weird visions of late and it is getting harder every other day to go on without ‘getting some’ and this is really getting to him and his fellow housemates.
Well with this common interest they couldn’t help but confide in each other about how much they miss ‘getting freaky’. Prezzo has even started seeing things.
He opened up to Wati to what can be described as an emotional conversation.”Last night, it’s all I could think of. Every time I tried to close my eyes last night, I would just see a shorty”.
Well he has held out this long, but at this rate he might just give in since Lady May is clearly not helping the situation by walking around the house half naked.

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